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Sunday, 14 March 2010

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This is one of the emails I've received and I want to share it with you
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What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"- That's “Direct Marketing".

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's “Advertising".

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's “Telemarketing".

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's “Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry! Me?" - That's “Brand Recognition".

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's “Customer Feedback".

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share".

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets".


4 comments:

Nikon 8 said...

very nice
loooooooooooool
i will never forget it
:)

Manal said...

Nikon
It is true dear; ‎
That’s why I couldn't resist not sharing it with you all


The best thing is
it made you laugh ‎

Seema* said...

Ehehe. That's very interesting & it's nicely written. I like that! :)

عزيزة نفس said...

Nice way of explaining how business works..

you made me really laugh

Thanks

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